超爱的组图Cute picture (转贴) with my sxxk english translation

每天一开电脑看见小媳妇儿在线，

就恨不得把自己贴屏幕上献上一个超级大的吻！

Everyday when i notice my honey is online when i swift on my pc,I really want to stick my lip on the screen and give her a big kiss!

不能在一起的日子，一秒一秒数着过……

Counting the time that we cannot be together by second and second......

每天在墙上刻正字儿，倒数跟小媳妇见面那一天，

猜测幸福的程度~

Engraved words on the wall, counting down for the coming day of our meeting,and Guess the degree of happiness ~

偶尔会猜测自己在她日记里是怎么样被描述地。

Sometimes will guess how she described me in her diary.

什么时候只要想起丫头就会偷笑~

Anytime when I thinking of her i will smile~

会偷偷琢磨只剩下俩人时的各种甜蜜~

Will recall back the sweet moment we have stealthy~

看见美好的事儿的时候，都会想象小媳妇儿也在身旁，这样就更美好了！

I will imagine my honey is beside me when i see something wonderful, and it will become more wonderful!

每天想着长对翅膀儿，飞回宝贝身边~

Everyday I try to imagine I have a wing, and fly back to my baby's side~

不管在哪，只要抬头，就知道自己的小天使也在地球的某处对自己微笑~

Wherever I am, when I raise my head, I know that my little angel is smilling at me in somewhere of the earth~

听着宝贝和闺蜜的各种玩闹各种HIGH，一个人儿默默地羡慕嫉妒。

When I heard my baby talking about something fun and high with her buddies, I envying alone.

心里清楚自己姑娘没事儿就爱臭美磨叽什么的，但是美给自己看多等会儿没什么。

I clearly understand that it takes long time for girls to make-up, but nevermind as she just wanted to show me her pretty face to me only.
 
等什么都可以有一万分耐心，等宝贝的电话却好像小兔子蹦跶一样闹心， 一秒都觉得漫长！

I can wait patiently for anything , but it makes my heart jumping like rabbit when i am waiting my baby's call, it seems long even it's just a minute of time.

不管在外面是多么金光闪闪的大男人， 在丫头的无视面前也像弄丢了棒棒糖的孩子一样，六神无主。

No matter how strong am I at outside, I just seem like an innocent kid losing his lollipop in front of my girl.

在妞儿面前形象必须高大，被狗咬算啥，急了咬狗也可以！

I must be strong in front of my girl, even if bitten by dogs!

多啦A梦还怕老鼠呢，谁没有个怕的东西啊，可是危险出现的时候会绝对不带犹豫的冲到宝贝面前！

There is something that everyone afraid of, even Doraemon also afraid of mouse, but when dangerous appears i will immediately run to my baby's front to protect her without thinking!

谁说这个冬天会特别冷都没用，只要妞需要，小宇宙立马燃烧起来！

People say that this winter is colder,  my little cosmos will burn for her when my girl is cold.

一个人会犯点儿懒，可要是妞儿要吃，立马变身金厨小王子。

I am lazy when I am alone, but if my girl wants to eat, I will become a super chef for her immediately.

常说的话是，丫头你放开吃，啥样儿我都稀罕你！还有，不用吃减肥药的~爱你~

What I always say is, baby don't worry, just eat as much as u want, no matter how u look like, I will still need u! And need not to eat slimming pills~ I love u~

虽然不爱浪漫，可为了爱浪漫的妞，甭管啥梦也得造出来！

Although I don't like romantic, but I will build any fantastic dream for my girl who loves romantic!


 
世界末日？没事儿，有我在呢！

End of the world? No worries, I am with u!

累到爆的时候最美的事就是梦见小媳妇儿也在留着哈喇子梦着自己~

The most wonderful thing for me when I am really tired, is i find in my dream that my gf is also dreaming about me in her dream.

每天一睁眼就会想起她，多希望变成小闹钟让我每天看到的第一个人都是老婆！

Everyday also missing of her when I awake, hope to become her alarm clock as I can be the first who see my wife everyday.

在她心里，能刷卡进门的只有我一个，而且永远不过期。

I am the only one who have the check in card of her heart, and the card will never expired.

虽然是大老爷们儿，也时不时来点甜言蜜语酸酸涩，其实说完自己先脸红心跳。

Although I am a stubborn guy, I will still talk something sweet to her sometimes, but I am the first who feel shy after that.

在外面像天一样的大男人，在心爱的小东西面前也会服软，别闹，这不叫怕老婆这是尊重老婆~

Acting strong like the sky outside, but soft infront if my little honey. Don't joke, this is not because I am a hempecked guy, but i respect my wife~

在她面前，咱就是有三头六臂的小超人，二十四小时坚守岗位！

I am a superman infront of her, 24 hours be on sentry duty!

不是不在乎而是太在乎，嘴笨的男人才靠谱儿。

Not I do not care, but i am too mind about her.

咱是最后那个编织美丽爱情世界并陪她到达的人~

I am the one who building up the beautiful world of love and stay together with her till the end.